12 Easy Promises Any Loser Can Make To Mom For Mother’s Day

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Dear Mom, I promise to always wear sunscreen. That I can do.
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Dear Mom, I promise to clean my room (the one that you so generously provide me in your basement.)
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Mother, say no more. I promise to always wear clean underwear. From now on. (Pedro Armestre /AFP/ Getty Images)
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Dear Mother, no matter how busy I am, I promise to always be available to you at the drop of a hat. (Photo by LCallahan/Jack Seattle)
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Dearest Mommie, I promise to always be at my best before I take you grocery shopping.
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Mom, of course you will always meet my special girls, even if I've only known them a few hours.
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Dear Mom, I promise to always clean up after myself... once I am physically able to. You bet.
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You don't have to tell ME twice, Mom. I promise to keep my hands to myself.
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And my eyes, I always keep my eyes to myself, Mom. No staring, no way. (Photo by Robert Sullivan /AFP/ Getty Images)
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That Sharing Thing? I have got that one down, Mom. I promise to continue to share. Roger that. (Photo by Chris Hondros Getty Images News)
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Dear Mom, I promise to be Earth-friendly... and take public transportation. (Photo by Daniel Berehulak Getty Images)
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And don't you worry Mom, I will always show up to work on time. Promise.
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