First The Beer...

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Then the Booze...

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Top it Off With Skittles...

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...And Make Sure You Do Lots Of All Of It.

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Drunk Dial the Falcon's Front Office

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...And Hope He Picks Up The Phone

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Chew A Whole Pack Of Gum In Honor Of Pete

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Never Take Your Makeup Off

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Or Do Something More Permanent

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Or Force Your Love On Another Team

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Buy Up All The Discount Hawks Gear

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And Finally, Remember How Great We Really Are

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