Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Game Time!)

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(Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

(Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

Sometimes, here at Jack, we just have to play a mindless guessing game.

First of all, how are the Seattle Mariners doing this year? Unfortunately I haven’t been paying close attention to the stats. But I have been fascinated by the different levels of beard growth for each player. Some are clean shaven and some sport trimmed goatees. But some others already look like they’re in the final games of the World Series and haven’t shaved since they made the playoffs.

Your mission: guess if the beard belongs to a Mariner or some celebrity poser. And if that’s too easy for you, then guess which Mariner or celebrity poser is in each photo. Good luck! Answers below.

(Photo by Otto Greule Jr Getty Images)

#1 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr – Getty Images)

(Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#2 Mariner Beard or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr / Getty Images)

Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)
#3 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard?(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris-Getty Images)

Mariner Beard or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#4 Mariner Beard or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#5 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Mariner Beard or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#6 Mariner Beard or Poser Beard? (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Jonathan Nakstrand/AFP/Getty Images

#7 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard?(Jonathan Nakstrand/ AFP /Getty Images

Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

#8 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

#9 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

#10 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard?(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Getty Images)

#11 Mariner Beard Or Poser Beard? (Photo by Getty Images)

And now, folks, the answers:

Mariner! Dustin Ackley with the biggest most ornery beard of all the Ms. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr Getty Images)

#1 Mariner! Dustin Ackley with the biggest most ornery beard of all the Ms. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr Getty Images)

Mariner! Closing pitcher Fernando Rodney (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#2 Mariner! Closing pitcher Fernando Rodney (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Poser! Aaron Paul (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

#3 Poser! Aaron Paul (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Mariner! Starting pitcher Hisashi Iwakuma   (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#4 Mariner! Starting pitcher Hisashi Iwakuma (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Neither! Trick Question- Marcus Trufant throws out the first pitch.  (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#5 Neither! Trick Question- Marcus Trufant throws out the first pitch. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#6 Mariner! Starting pitcher Brandon Maurer  (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#6 Mariner! Starting pitcher Brandon Maurer
(Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

#7 Poser!  Conchita Wurst - winner Eurovision Song Contest (JONATHAN NACKSTRAND/AFP/Getty Images)

#7 Poser! Conchita Wurst – winner Eurovision Song Contest (JONATHAN NACKSTRAND/AFP/Getty Images)

Mariner! Robinson Cano (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

#8 Mariner! Robinson Cano (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Poser! Seth Rogan (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

#9 Poser! Seth Rogan (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Mariner! Starting pitcher Felix Hernandez  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

#10 Mariner! Starting pitcher Felix Hernandez
(Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Not a poser or a Mariner, but Bruce Springsteen. (Photo by Getty Images)

#11 Not a poser or a Mariner, but Bruce Springsteen.
(Photo by Getty Images)

Hope you had a Safeco-Field-Full O’ Fun!

-Callahan, Jack FM

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