Callahan Says What NOT To Get Her For Valentine’s Day

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AC/DC wine. Nuff Said.  Phil Walter Getty Images

AC/DC wine. ‘Nuff Said.
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A Framed Photo Of You And Your Boyfriend. Sander KONING/AFP/Getty Images

A Framed Photo Of You And Your Boyfriend.
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A Framed Photo of Your Other Family (Photo by H. Armstrong Roberts/Retrofile/Getty Images)

Or, a Framed Photo of Your Other Family
(Photo by H. Armstrong Roberts/Retrofile/Getty Images)

A Pilates class membership. You calling me fat?  Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images

A Pilates class membership. You calling me fat?
Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images

A Hepatitis  immunization - sending the wrong message, man. Robyn Beck AFP/Getty Images

A Hepatitis immunization – sending the wrong message, man.
Robyn Beck AFP/Getty Images

Amanda Knox's Memoirs. Definite Buzz Kill.  (Photo by Stephen Brashear/Getty Images)

Amanda Knox’s Memoirs. Definite Buzz Kill.
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It's great you know she likes to garden, but don't get her poop. No matter how much you'll think she'd like it. FRED DUFOUR/AFP/Getty Images

It’s great you know she likes to garden, but don’t get her poop. No matter how much you think she’d like it.
FRED DUFOUR/AFP/Getty Images

Nothing spells ROMANCE like a membership to The Jam Of The Month Club DANIEL MIHAILESCU/AFP/Getty Images

Nothing spells ROMANCE like a membership to The Jam Of The Month Club
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Bottled Water From Sochi Nice collector’s item! It has been a well known fact for years that the water of Sochi, Russia, is contaminated. She’ll love it.  Photo by Bruce Bennett Getty Images Sport

Bottled Water From Sochi. Nice collector’s item! It has been a well known fact for years that the water of Sochi, Russia, is contaminated. She’ll love it.
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An autographed Luke Bryan poster Because if you do, you’ll have to look at it, too. Drink a beer!  Photo by Rick Diamond Getty Images Entertainment

An autographed Luke Bryan poster
Because if you do, you’ll have to look at it, too. Drink a beer!
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A One-Direction CD Photo by YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/AFP/Getty Images

A One-Direction CD
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Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy-Breaky Heart  Not the original or the new rap version. Don't do it. (Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Billy Ray Cyrus’ Achy-Breaky Heart
Not the original or the new rap version. Don’t do it. Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images

A RealDoll. RealDolls have orifices made of a special soft grade of silicone for people who want to "enhance their sex lives.” Standard female models sell for about $6000, males for $7000, and are sold only over the Internet. "Shemales" and other special orders are also available.        (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

A RealDoll. RealDolls have orifices made of a special soft grade of silicone for people who want to “enhance their sex lives.” Standard female models sell for about $6000, males for $7000, and are sold only over the Internet. “Shemales” and other special orders are also available.
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