AC/DC wine. ‘Nuff Said.
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A Framed Photo Of You And Your Boyfriend.
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Or, a Framed Photo of You and Your OTHER Family
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A Pilates class membership. You calling me fat?
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Amanda Knox’s Memoirs. Definite Buzz Kill.
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It’s great you know she likes to garden, but don’t get her poop. No matter how much you think she’d like it.
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Nothing spells ROMANCE like a membership to The Jam Of The Month Club (Sarcasm)
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An autographed Luke Bryan poster. Because if you do, you’ll have to look at it, too. Drink a beer!
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A One-Direction CD
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Billy Ray Cyrus’ Achy-Breaky Heart. Not the original or the new rap version. Don’t do it.
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A RealDoll. RealDolls have orifices made of a special soft grade of silicone for people who want to “enhance their sex lives.” Standard female models sell for about $6000, males for $7000, and are sold only over the Internet. “Shemales” and other special orders are also available.
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