6. Tenacious D with Sum 41 – ‘Things I Want’
A Jack countdown wouldn’t be complete without a Tenacious D song, right? So here it is at number six, Things I Want.
This one’s great because it has the appropriate amount of inappropriate cursing for a holiday song shout-outs to Motley Crue and Moby: “I want /A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front” and “I want /A Motley Crue lunch box filled with sticky buns”
Plus these great lyrics: “I want /A time machine and a BB gun /I want /A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun /I want /To party naked on a school bus full of nuns .” Classic!