9. Weird Al Yankovic – ‘The Night Santa Went Crazy’
It goes without saying that Weird Al would make an appearance on this countdown because all of his songs are a little crazy, right? This one uses dark humor, referring to Santa as “a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo” and “he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage.”
Let’s just say you probably won’t want to share this one with the kids.