Some researchers in Iceland ain’t gettin’ no satisfaction from a plan to scare herring by playing Rolling Stones songs underwater.
Scientists are trying to make the fish relocate from a fjord. Last year, tens of thousands of them died and no one wants to deal with removing all those stinky fish again this year.
A company has been experimenting with using different sounds underwater to scare the fish back out to sea. They said playing the Stones songs ‘Satisfaction’ and ‘Brown Sugar’ was more just for fun. They said songs from other musicians haven’t been tried yet. May Jack suggest Britney Spears? We already know pirates don’t like her.