Seahawks Preview: 2 Pot Smokers Are Sidelined Tonight

Ladies and gents… boys and girls … brace yourselves for the biggest game yet! The NFC’s *second-best* team, the New Orleans Saints, pay a visit to Seattle tonight to play THE VERY BEST  team in the NFC! (That would be us…)

But wait … we need to clear up a few things … let’s start with clearing up the eyes of Seahawks players Brandon Browner and Walter Thurmond. These boys need some Visine, thanks to that  seductive ‘Mary Jane.’ Slut!

Sorry 12th man, we lost these players for a while due to that pesky NFL substance-abuse policy. Wait! I though the ganja was legal here, man!

Nevertheless, tonight will be a game the whole country watches … a playoff preview perhaps?

I predict the Hawks will stumble early, like we’ve been known to do.  Maybe even a three-touchdown deficit. But fear not, we’ll show off our second half magic and maintain a perfect home record.

Callahan’s brazen call: 38 – 35 Seahawks … and we win it on a field goal in overtime.

More on who’s injured and out tonight among the Saints and Hawks players here.

Lee Callahan, Jack FM


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