A Wisconsin man knew he’d made a mistake in his choice of sex partner as soon as she fell asleep. She started “snoring like a train,” he told police, according to the Daily Mail.
So what did Ben Duddles do? He called 911 for help, saying he wanted the woman removed from his bed. Understandably embarrassed, he initially told police he didn’t know how the woman got into the apartment. Then he told them he let her in, but she just fell asleep in his bed. Eventually he fessed up to inviting her in, drinking lots of alcohol, having sex with her, and then getting annoyed by her loud snoring when she passed out. She was also apparently sleeping like a baby. Duddles called police because he couldn’t wake her up to tell her to leave.
Police informed him that he’s an idiot and that he shouldn’t call 911 to deal with slumbering women. They also felt it necessary to not arrest him, so he’d have to spend the rest of the night with her. Their suggestion: sleep on the couch.