Smelling Good: Local Company Makes Bacon Deodorant

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(Photo by Chaloner Woods/Getty Images)

(Photo by Chaloner Woods/Getty Images)

This reporter has obviously had her head in the sand when it comes to this  Seattle-based company. J & D’s Foods have been making bacon-flavored products for some time now. They started with bacon salt (so EVERYTHING can taste like bacon immediately) with an ad campaign based in these 3 short sentences: America. Bacon. For The Win.

Then J & D (Seattle-ites Justin and Dave) kept inventing edibles: bacon mayonaise,  bacon-flavored baby formula (jeez), and bacon popcorn. (Yum)

Recently the two inventors have delved into a new bacon concept. Instead of eating bacon, you can now BE bacon: Bacon flavored shaving cream, (now your spouse will be tempted to bite you), sunscreen, and lip balm. You can also bring your sex life to a new level with bacon lube. No lie.

Just this past week, J and D presented Bacon deodoeranthat will make users smell like meat. The fellas says its new scent will likely draw attention from “beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs.”  Or, you can just smell like a cooked pig, man.

-Lee Callahan, Jack FM

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