If you’re a woman, at first you may think, ‘You tacky dorks! You sexist frat-boys.” But then, you start to come around, and remember that a lot of guys really like boobs. You can’t deny it. They can’t deny it. So they’re going to put their natural sexual drive to good use. They’re going Motor-boating for Charity.
It’s breast-cancer awareness month, and these fellas are doing their part. For every gal that says, “Yes, I guess so, you moron,” to being nearly accosted by a razzberry-giving knucklehead, these guys give $20 bucks to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Good for them. I guess. But really, good for the women who put up with these guys.
Gals, would you say No? How do you feel about these guys? Exploited or intrigued? Or totally entertained?
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–Lee Callahan, Jack FM