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Tricky Shoplifter Steals Mink Coat Into Undies [Video]

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(Photo by Evans/Three Lions/Getty Images)

(Photo by Evans/Three Lions/Getty Images)

This is the problem with Youtube. Not enough details! Only this incriminating video of a sneaky thief with what looks like a tricked-out pair of underwear. Also looks like Step One  is to NOT see the hidden camera. Then in Step Two, grab the hugest garment possible to steal and start ingesting it into your undercarriage.

I want the rest of the video! I want to see Step Three: the moment where she had to pull that coat back out in front of security guards. And then Step Four:  I want to see the store manager decide if he really, really wants to put that same coat back on the racks.  Ick.

And the fantasy scene: The thief in jail, explaining to her cell mate what she did to get arrested. “I put a beaver coat in my underwear! And I LOVED IT!”

-Lee Callahan, Jack Seattle

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