While doing a live report from a Grape Festival in Lodi, California, ace reporter Sabrina Rodriguez introduced Mickey the Baboon. Immediately Mickey cozies up and grabs her right breast. And stays there. And starts grinning… like a baboon!
We here at Jack give Sabrina a perfect score for staying cool during the entire ordeal. She must know better than to deny a baboon access to her bosom on live television. Perhaps the beast might get aggressive?
Sabrina gets more kudos for making a most excellent grape-joke as she signs off. And rumors of the couple dating have been denied…
-Lee Callahan, Jack FM