Staring At Large Boobs Will Improve Your Health, JACK Will Live To 100
Attention Inappropriate Breast Gawkers! Your ship has come in. A recent study proves that staring at a woman’s bust is indeed good for a man’s (or lesbian’s) health.
The study, which was conducted in Germany by Dr. Karen Weatherby, an expert in aging, and published in the New England Journal of Medicine, spent five years making detailed observations before coming to this stunning conclusion, according to the Daily Record. Here’s what the study found:
FACT: staring at women’s breasts daily for 10 minutes is better for your health than going to the gym for 30 minutes.
FACT: men or lesbians who stare at bosoms daily have lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates. They also have a decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
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