You would think he’d be the envy of all his truck-driving pals, but a trucker in Newark, NJ has decided that suing his urologist for his 8-month-long boner will somehow make it all better.
According to the News Journal, a Wilmington urologist botched Daniel Metzgar’s penile implant… so much so that Daniel Metzgar had an eight-month erection following the surgery. Metzgar’s lawyer says that having a condition like this for so long got in the way of his 44 year-old client’s everyday life, and even caused health problems.
Things got decidedly worse when poor Daniel had to undergo emergency surgery when the implant ruptured his scrotum. Holy Ball-sacks, man! Tell us, how many men made it through the whole article, but then fell to their knees after reading scrotum and ruptured in the same sentence?
Metzgar and his wife are seeking unspecified damages for the ordeal.
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