Guys, if you’re still confused about why you’re sitting at home alone on a Friday night, JACK has a few ideas. We found a list of “ten things men do that drive women away”, but knowing you have a short attention span, we’ll summarize. (If you’re really curious about what you’re doing wrong, check out the whole list here.)
First of all, your friends are creepy and gross. Second, we’re not impressed with the ego, so please tone it down. Man up! We don’t want to hear about your grooming habits, and we can’t say this enough… please put the seat down. Stop acting like a baby when you’re sick- we’re not going to coddle you like your mother did.
Finally, if you tuned out after the first sentence of this article, that’s another problem- pay attention when we talk to you! (It might help if you put down your smartphone for five seconds.)
Some of these may seem like no-brainers, but for some reason, you guys keep doing the same weird, gross, annoying stuff. So just stop it already!
In all fairness, we know we drive you guys crazy too, but that’s another article.
-Rachel Ayres, JACK Seattle