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Here’s our tip for those of you who are currently in the workforce: don’t bring jello shots to work (unless you are a bartender or cocktail waitress, of course). CBS Seattle was made hip to a report from KING 5 that revealed a Washington State Ferry worker was demoted after doing that very thing. According to the report, the demoted employee neither confirmed nor denied he brought the jello shots to work, and would not answer whether he, or any other state employee, consumed them at the terminal while on the clock.
However, it sounds like this employee’s coworkers may have blown the cover.