Dumbass of The Day: Drunk Woman Crawls Naked Through Doggy Door
A couple in Weatherford, Texas, woke up to a surprise early Tuesday morning. A strange woman, naked and drunk, was sitting in their bathtub.
The man had heard a noise and got up to investigate. According to KDFW, he thought an animal had gotten in after he found the doggy door appeared damaged. Further searching around the house turned up Sara Elizabeth Soto in the bathtub.
As it turns out, Soto had crawled into the couple’s home through a doggy door so that she could use the phone. Police found a black dress outside the house that Soto had been wearing before she entered the home.
She was arrested for misdemeanor trespassing and criminal mischief and taken to the Parker County jail.