Thought I’d eat healthy today, so I popped this little critter in the microwave for 7 minutes… and on goes the butter. Yum!
Until Matty, our receptionist, walks in and nearly screams, “Is that a dead rat? With butter?”
“Why, yes, Matty, and I skinned it myself…”
You know Popeye would have said? “I yam what I yam.”