Jack’s Numb Nuts Of The Day: Drunk Lawn Mowing, Pot For Taxi Ride, And Lohan Stays Relevant
Man Tries To Pay For Cab With Pot
A Pennsylvania man is facing drug possession charges after he allegedly tried to pay for a cab with marijuana. According to Philly.com, Philadelphia police officers stopped to investigate a double-parked taxi last Friday. They eventually learned that the driver was waiting for a man later identified as Michael Medvec to return with the eight dollars he owed for the ride. Medvec did return, and allegedly asked the cops to leave while he tried to convince the driver to take some pot rather than cash. Police say they driver refused, and even though Medvec’s crime wasn’t anything major, they still felt the need to act. Sixth District Captain Brian Corn explained, quote, “You do something silly, you need to get spanked a little.” Medvec was arrested and charged with marijuana possession.
How Lohan Stays Relevant:
Lindsay Lohan’s coming clean about the pregnancy tweet that set Twitter on fire early Tuesday morning. It turns out Lohan’s tweet, posted at 1:30 am Eastern, was nothing more than a much-delayed April Fools’ Day joke. The three-word message read: “Its official. Pregnant…” Lohan finally followed up – ten hours later – tweeting, “April Fools. Where’s everyone’s sense of humor?” The 26-year-old actress is scheduled to appear on an episode of CBS’ “Late Show With David Letterman” next week. It will mark her first TV interview since November 2012. Her appearance on the April 9th “Late Show” will come just ahead of her guest role on Charlie Sheen’s FX series “Anger Management” and her appearance in the movie “Scary Movie 5,” due out on April 12th.
Fight Erupts Over Pretzel Dip
Police in Troy, Michigan are in a twist over an assault that allegedly occurred over pretzel dip. Apparently, the incident started when two women discovered they had not received the pretzel sauce that they had ordered. WWJ TV in Detroit reports that the pair returned to the Auntie Anne’s to get the correct dip when the employee allegedly lashed out at them. The worker is accused of throwing dip at the women before getting into a physical altercation with them. One of the women reportedly received minor injuries. Troy city attorneys are deciding whether to press charges.
A lawn-mowing drunk driving suspect is wearing an electronic tether while free on bond. Officials in Bloomfield Township say Roy Walton was drunk about a week and a half ago when he parked his lawn mower on the sidewalk in front of a pharmacy. They say they stopped him as he was leaving the store and found him to be intoxicated with a blood alcohol level over point-zero-eight-percent. Walton has been in trouble before and this felony charge is his third similar offense. Walton made a court appearance earlier this week and waived his preliminary examination. He posted bond but the case is heading to the Oakland County Circuit Court.