Jack’s Numb Nuts Of The Day: Seattle Road-Ragers With Stun Guns
One Numb-Nut Deserves Another: Stun Gun-Wielding Pregnant Woman Attacks Bike Messenger
A bike messenger in Washington state will most likely be a little more cautious about road rage after he was attacked by a stun gun-wielding pregnant woman last week. According to KOMO News.com, the messenger was crossing a Seattle street at a crosswalk last Friday when a car stopped abruptly at the crosswalk and started honking at him. The messenger told police he yelled something at the driver, kicked the car without causing any damage, and then continued to cross the road. But when he reached the other side, the car’s pregnant passenger got out, pulled a stun gun from her bra, and started screaming as she moved toward the messenger. He says he tried to get a way, but the woman allegedly caught up with him and hit him twice in the face. The car’s driver had also whipped out his own stun gun and started swinging it at the messenger during the attack. The couple eventually got back in their car and drove away. And while the messenger wasn’t severely injured, police are still looking for the angry commuters.
Bremerton: Suspect In Attempted Girl Scout Cookie Sale Theft Arrested
Sadly, this was a crime-filled year for Girl Scout cookie sales. There were several incidents around the region, but in one, an arrest’s been made. “The Kitsap Sun” says Kitsap County sheriff’s deputies now have a 21-year-old woman who they think tried to steal money from Girl Scouts selling cookies at a Bremerton Safeway store.
Man’s Vacation Photos Lead To Prison For Faking Disabilities
A Swedish man is looking at four years in prison and fines of more than 800-thousand dollars thanks to vacation photos from his trip to Egypt. According to TheLocal.se, the unnamed man claimed 806-thousand dollars from the Social Insurance Agency between 2006 and 2012 because he said he was bound to a wheelchair and unable to walk, eat or dress himself. But despite all of his disabilities, police found pictures of the man climbing pyramids and riding camels in Egypt in 2009. Now, he’s spending his days behind bars, as is his wife for her involvement in the scheme. The couple’s two sons also received suspended sentences.
Bartlett Woman Accused Of Biting Off Neighbor’s Finger
A Tennessee woman is charged with aggravated assault for allegedly biting off her neighbor’s finger. Police in Memphis say the dispute between Cynthia Johnson and Jackie Harris erupted when one of them accused the other’s son of flirting with her daughter. It was last Monday night and the argument escalated to violence that ended with a finger being bit off. Police say Johnson bit off Harris’ right ring finger and spit it out into the grass.
An Attorney for Lindsay Lohan says New York City prosecutors will not charge her in an alleged fight at a Manhattan nightclub in November.
Attorney Marc Heller says the actress faces no formal charges after prosecutors were unable to gather sufficient evidence to prove the case.
A spokeswoman for Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance declined to comment.
Lohan was arrested Nov. 29 on a charge of misdemeanor assault after an encounter with a woman at the club Avenue in the city’s trendy Meatpacking District.
The accuser’s lawyer Gloria Allred says her client is “disappointed” that the district attorney’s office decided not to prosecute. She says her client is considering her options in the civil justice system.