Seattle Center’s new Dale Chihuly Blobby Glass Art Museum, being installed over the objection of tens of thousands of Fun Forest loving Seattle children and former children, is getting it’s first Blobby Glass art installations. Jack asks: If Dale Chihuly is such a great glass artist, why does he wear an eye-patch? Sandy Duncan had a glass eye. Peter Falk, Sammy Davis Jr., and Leo Fender all had glass eyes. Dale Chihuly should have the coolest glass eye in the world, yet he wears an eye-patch like Dr. Evil’s sidekick or a common pirate. What’s up with that?
Robert Wagner as #2. (Getty Images)
Glass Artist Dale Chihuly. (Tim Whitby/Getty Images)