Diets aren’t a part of life – they’re a resolution.
Hey there, pal! Happy Tuesday! You don’t look so good. What’s the matter? Ah, who cares – you need a cheer-me-up. How’s about we drown your sorrows in a dozen donuts? Maybe some fried chicken and a side of fries? We know a great place that serves a quarter-pound hamburger patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches!
Today’s your chance to eat all of your favorite greasy foods without an ounce of guilt. So grab a booth for our fat ass; It’s National Greasy Food Day and we wore our nicest sweatpants.
Can’t make it out for lunch? Don’t worry – check out these greasy fast food commercials that are just as naughty.