Diamond Planet “Only” 4,000 Light Years Away

Today in Useful Information, scientists have discovered a planet made of solid diamond orbiting a far-away pulsar. The questions are many, including “Is this planet inhabitable?” “Could we ever reach it?” and “How long until Kim Kardashian is wearing it on her finger?” I’m sure we’ll have the answers someday, someday.

Some of the scientific details are here. To sum it all up: we got dibs on this planet. We will find it, put a JACK sticker on it. That is our campaign promise. That is our word.

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