The Hangover 2 is coming out this weekend, and what could be more appropriate that sneaking some drinks into the theater to watch it? However, all drinks are NOT created equal, and some are much harder to sneak in and consume in a theater than others. The following list is of the Top Five Worst Drinks to Sneak Into a Movie Theater.
5. Mai Tai
Everyone knows the quality of a Mai Tai is directly proportional to the amount of fruit and umbrellas that adorn your glass. This makes sneaking a Mai Tai into a movie theater a very cumbersome affair. Not only that, but unless you have a tumbler that’s in the shape of a Tiki God, you’re going to spill your drink all over your purse there, tough guy. You’re better off sneaking in rum to spike your coke you brought at the concession stand, and enjoy a Mai Tai at the Tiki Ti on Sunset after the movie.