It seems that everyone’s favorite Terminator-turned-politician is getting flack for having a secret baby back in 2001.
Sure, sure- having a lovechild with your household staff while you’re involved in politics is nothing to brag about. However, it did get us thinking… 2001 may not seem like a long time ago, but we’re betting that covering up a Schwarzenegger Lovechild would be easier then than now.
Here are some of the most ridiculous excuses we imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger could have used in 2001. At one point in time, these cultural references were the defining events to tread the dawn of our new millennium. Thank goodness our society has matured so much in the past ten years!
[Source: LA Times]