Top Five Reasons To Beware The Bunny…

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donnie darko Top Five Reasons To Beware The Bunny...

As a harbinger of madness, your eggs were WAY too easy to find.

Last week our good friend Rasta Randy brought us some brownies, and we ended up watching an incredibly terrifying movie marathon. Now our tenderness toward rabbits has been scared straight out of our Easter Basket.

Are we the only ones who think “harmless” and “cute” are associated FAR TOO OFTEN with these Vermin of the Earth? Below is a collection of demonic hairballs Nature forgot to coddle.

Frank, from Donnie Darko

Case in point, Frank. Stemming from the minds that brought us this Jake Gyllenhaal thriller, Frank The Rabbit is a cursed creature that accomplishes two things:

  1. Manifests The End of Times
  2. Derails Michael Dudakis‘ campaign

Haven’t seen the movie? Sorry to spoil the ending. Then again, it’s not as if you couldn’t gather this information from his frightening headshot.

NEXT PAGE – White Rabbit

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