NASCAR Transformer Gets Mullet

93474664 NASCAR Transformer Gets Mullet

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As if Michael Bay hasn’t soiled the Transformers franchise enough, we get this.

In the upcoming third installment of the Transformers, there is a NASCAR Autobot named Topspin who is sporting a mullet! You would think Bay learned his lesson after the stereotyping he did with the twin Autobots. But apparently not, and this amazing quote from Topless Robot‘s Rob Bricken pretty much summarizes how we feel:

As an alien robot who’s alternate form is a NASCAR car, he of course has a mullet. I look forward to him speaking exactly like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons, and making a joke about having sex with his sister Transformer.

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