Are You Happy To See Me Or Is That A Chainsaw In Your Pants?
An Oklahoma man was arrested for allegedly stealing a chainsaw from a hardware store by putting it down his pants.
A salesperson noticed the man , but had thought he was crippled until he saw the chainsaw in his pants.
The man was chased out of the store and tried to escape by diving into a nearby creek. The arresting officer said the man appeared to be intoxicated.
Stupid criminals makes for a funny day.