“Glee’s” Santana Lopez is the prettiest girl we love to hate. She’s the meanest cheerleader on the Cheerios, the hottest girl in the Glee club and one of the loosest girls in school. Sinful Santana is known for her sharp tongue. As we prepare for the return of our favorite show, check out the 10 of the meanest, greatest and funniest Santana quotes.
10. To Finn: Everything about you screams virgin. You’re about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. It’s exhausting to look at you. (from Glee Wikia)
9. To Rachel: Hey dork, did anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on ‘To Catch a Predator’? (from The Man Crush Blog)
8. To Rachel: Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay. (from Glee Wikia)
7. To Brittany after making out: I’m like a lizard. I need something warm beneath me or else I can’t digest my food. (from @GleeQuotes)
6. To Mercedes …I realize I’ve tried to punch you a couple of times, and sometimes when you’re not looking I put weird things in your food. (from 1993BlueEyedGirl)
5. To Puck: Don’t know if it’s the missing mohawk or the whining, but I’m not turned on at all right now. (from TV Fanatic)
4. To Mr. Schuster: How can you do a duet by yourself? Its like vocal masturbation or something. (from IMDB)
3. To Finn: You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card. (from Glee Wikia)
2. To Holly Holiday: Excuse me, what would you know about Cee-Lo? Cause you’re like 40. (from AOL Radio)
1. To Finn: Sit down, Frankenteen (from Glee Wikia)
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