A lot of stars tied the noose in 2010. Probably to get divorced in 2011. I wonder how many of them signed prenups?
March 15th ….After two kids together and eight years of dating, Sacha Baron Cohen finally made an honest woman out of “Wedding Crasher” minx Isla Fisher. It was the first marriage for both of them. And you’d probably know him better as “Borat”.
June 15th . . . Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart got married in New Mexico in a ceremony performed at the governor’s mansion by Governor Bill Richardson.
June 24th . . . Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married in Hawaii. He’s 37 to her 24. The ceremony was performed by a Hawaiian priest . . . otherwise known as a KAHUNA. Brian’s 8-year-old son Kassius was the best man and the only witness.
July 10th . . . Carrie Underwood married her Canadian hockey player Mike Fisher at a Ritz Carlton in Georgia. Carrie’s hockey player plays for the Ottawa Senators.
August 14th . . . Hilary Duff married her Canadian hockey player Mike Comrie in California. Her sister Hailey was the maid of honor. Hilary’s hockey player plays for the Edmonton Oilers.
July 22nd . . . Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were secretly married. A few weeks later she admitted to being four weeks pregnant with Orlando’s love child. And then last month, she was gracious enough to join our gallery of classic pregnant celebrity nudes
August 21st . . . “True Blood” stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer were married in a sunset ceremony in Malibu. That’s the same month they posed nude on the cover of “Rolling Stone”. You can see that again here. He’s the dark-haired guy on the right.
October 23rd . . . Katy Perry and Russell Brand were married at a resort in India. Prior to the wedding, she was wearing a nose ring traditionally worn by Indian brides until the groom removes it on their wedding night, as a sign of the end of her virginity.
December 11th . . . Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were married at the home of her dad, Lionel Richie. The ceremony was conducted by Reverend Run, of Run DMC.
(–Other celebrities who “went off the market” include . . . Alicia Keys, Eddie Vedder, Alanis Morissette, T.I., Colin Hanks, Seth Green, Penelope Cruz, Vanessa Marcil, Jenna Fischer, John Krasinski, Martin Lawrence and Johnny Knoxville.)