Eight Halloween Costumes For The Ladies And What They Say About You
Halloween is next weekend, which means you’re probably still scrambling to find the perfect costume. But choose carefully ladies . . . because according to the people at iVillage.com, your costume says a lot about you.
–Here are eight costumes ideas, and what they supposedly say about you
#1.) FAIRYTALE CHARACTER. A fairytale character costume like Tinkerbell, Snow White or Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz” means you’re looking for that fairytale happy ending.
If you choose a more twisted fairytale character . . . like a wicked witch or a Disney villain . . . it means you’re playfully naughty, and that you might have some less-wholesome fantasies to act out between the sheets.
#2.) HEROIC FIGURE. Dressing up like MOTHER TERESA or JOAN OF ARC shows that you’re an over-achiever, an idealist, or maybe kind of a feminist.
#3.) SEX SYMBOL. Dressing up as Marilyn Monroe or a “Playboy” bunny doesn’t mean you’re EASY. But it’s a pretty obvious sign that you’re confident about your sexuality, on the one night where it’s totally socially acceptable.
#4.) CLOWN, GUY, OR OTHER “FUNNY” COSTUMES. A clown costume, a LUCILLE BALL costume, or dressing up as a GUY show that you see yourself as free-spirited and entertaining.
Women in funny costumes are totally approachable at Halloween parties . . . it shows they’re fun, they have a sense of humor, and would probably be cool to spend time with.
#5.) MATCHING COUPLE. Costumes like Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein, or a nurse and a doctor, shows that you’re a tight pair, and your relationship’s in sync.
#6.) SILLY COUPLE. Dressing like Homer and Marge Simpson, or Fred and Wilma Flinstone shows that you’re a fun couple, you both know how to have fun on your OWN, and you’re not going to spend the whole night connected at the hip.
#7.) SEXY COUPLE. If you want to go as a couple but spice things up a little, you can do something like Tarzan and Jane, or James Bond and a Bond girl. But it shows a BIG gender split: He’s in charge, and she’s the sex object.
#8.) DOMINATRIX AND A GUY ON A LEASH. If you don’t know what the roles mean here, it’s not the costume for you: