Want to look cool this Halloween? Want to be the soul of the party? I can help you!
The website 11Points.com just put out a list of the top 11 topical Halloween costumes for 2010. Here are five of our favorites . . .
#1.) THE CHILEAN MINERS. This is a good group costume. Everyone needs flannel and suspenders or jumpsuits . . . some Oakleys . . . and a little charcoal on the face.
#2.) THE “BED INTRUDER” GUY. The best viral video of the year was Antoine Dodson of Alabama warning people to “hide ya kids, hide ya wife.” Pay your tribute with a long black wig, a red bandanna, and a black tank top.
#3.) A TEA PARTY MEMBER. If you want to impress your few remaining liberal friends, wear a tricorner hat like an old patriot, a Palin button, and carry an anti-OBAMA sign that contains a misspelling.
#4.) THE OLD SPICE GUY. Assuming you’re handsome and muscular enough to pull this off . . . oh, and black . . . wear white pants or a towel, a sweater tied around your bare shoulders, and carry a bottle of Old Spice.
#5.) KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND. This is a good couples costume. For Katy Perry, wear a ton of makeup, a ’50s-style bathing suit, and a blue wig. For Russell Brand, wear a long scraggly wig and stop showering right now.
So did you pick up your favorite yet?