And God Said, Let There Be Toast!
What will they think of next?! If you’re toast is missing that godly goodness you’re in luck. Jesus Toasters, developed by Galen Dively III, 45, of Walden, Vt. is a new invention that imprints the face of Jesus on your toast. The toaster uses patented radiated heat technology to toast the face of Christ on any variety of bread. Dively said he had originally looked into toasting team logos but franchise conditions made it too difficult. “There are no licensing fees with Jesus,” Dively explained. “He loves everybody!” Dively also noted that they are coming out with a Star Of David toaster as well, get ‘em while they’re hot! (literally!)