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The Ugly Truth About Beer Goggles

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beer goggles The Ugly Truth About Beer Goggles

Hold off on that pick up line. That sexy cool girl across the bar might actually not be so sexy and cool. If you’ve had your fair share of drinks you might be getting into a fog that affects your ability to detect facial symmetry (a core component in what we as humans find attractive) making that 6 look like a “oh DAMN 10!” Not only are you misinterpreting the opposite sex’s attractiveness but the beer goggles go as far to alter the way you think they are looking at you! So that “Oh I want YOU!” glance could actually be at the basket of fries behind you. And that my friends, is the ugly truth about beer goggles. but hey, JACK loves a good party, bring it on.

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