Everyone stop what you’re doing and read this article from the Police Blotter section of the Seattle Times.
Done yet? Okay. So you know you’re not crazy, I’ll say it: Yes, it’s true; a man was arrested for pulling out a shotgun after exposing himself to a woman as he adorned a banana suit.
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Note: If you didn’t read the article, you’re only doing yourself a disservice. If you’re not convinced, the list below should persuade you. And if it doesn’t, then I don’t think there’s any help for you.
This incident is one of my favorite things ever. I’m glad nobody was hurt, and I hope the guy who did this gets help, but everything else about this is good.
Here are the greatest parts about the whole thing:
- Indecent Exposure
- Banana Suit
- His name is Carlton
- “He didn’t really have a reason for the costume.”
- “The banana costume has been seized and put into evidence.”
Since when do you need a reason to wear a costume? Especially when you also have a shotgun and a penis?
Thank you, Carlton. You’ve made my day.